I got sick of reading the same old thing online. There is no possible way I could meet "the man of my dreams" that many times and miss it each time! Well... we won't go into how unobservant I am, but shush! So I wrote my own. Enjoy them, kiddies! Tell your friends. :P



Your Horoscope For Today...

Aries - You will meet the man of your dreams today. Too bad he featured in your last horrible nightmare.

Taurus - You will make a new friend today. Try not to scare him or her away as fast as the others.

Gemini - You will be arrested for a crime you did not commit. It is a shame it was your evil twin, but the authorities are unlikely to accept that explanation.

Cancer - Be careful of any meals you eat. You never know when your enemies will use poison to eliminate their primary rival (namely you).

Leo - Beware of excessive arrogance today, even more than usual. The stars forecast your friends and family having less patience with your self-absorbed attitude than usual.

Virgo - Try to see others’ perspective today. Otherwise, you will be told off for insensitivity.

Libra - Pluto’s interaction with Mars does not bode well for you. Stay in bed, and avoid human contact until tomorrow at the very least.

Scorpio - Kindness goes a long way. Remember that before you kick a beggar or rob a widow later.

Sagittarius - If you’re ever going to attract that special someone (or keep them) you must remember proper hygiene. Smelling like a sewer is not attractive, and neither is dog-breath.

Capricorn - Money isn’t everything. You will be forcefully reminded of that today.

Aquarius - If you’ve ever seen Hamlet, you’d know how Polonius meets his end. Don’t eavesdrop today.

Pisces - Jupiter is not in your house today. Don’t bother with anything involving lots of thinking.


Well, keep 'em in mind (:P), and I'll talk to you lot later.

Bridget

PS. Darryl (my second-favourite person at voork) is now working in delivery instead of in the store! Meaning I don't get to work with him anymore! :(

this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
this is the song that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends
some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
...

Bridget

19 years old, holy crap! have fun this week at Sarah-fest :P

x.:.BeE.:.x

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